owns my ass 

the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.

OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!

owns my ass by wedonthavekangaroosinaustria July 19, 2018

Shotgun my ass 

When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.

Shotgun my ass, dad!

Shotgun my ass by mcflykitty August 8, 2018

puckers my ass 

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.

It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!

puckers my ass by Shabidoo June 20, 2019

flowered my ass 

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.

This person flowered my ass so hard last night.

flowered my ass by Poakley December 11, 2019

Done my ass 

Australian slang for when you spend your whole pay check at the pokies and have no money left till next pay

Moey: Cuz, how’d you go on the 5 dragons?

Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all

Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link

Done my ass by Ahmedbenchpress December 19, 2019

buzzing my ass 

One step beyond busting your ass.

Hey man, I've spent the whole day buzzing my ass, I can't believe how busy I am.

buzzing my ass by S3nd41 December 12, 2020

having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.

having my ass by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021