muppetry

act of doing silly things

"last night was full muppetry moments"

or "i just can't help my muppetry sometimes"

by btippi June 5, 2004

muppers

1.A child over 200 lbs.

2.A strange way to say maybe.

1.My handsom boy just turned 4. He is muppers.

2.Are you a virgin? Muppers.

by BandS January 1, 2007

The muppets

The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.

girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH

by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019

moppet

A toddler or child with a penchant for incessant noise-making. Often paired with the word "blood" when the target is a newborn infant.

"If you don't tell the goddamn blood-moppet to shut the hell up, I'll rent a jackhammer to drill its baby brains halfway to Kansas"

by Chisanth November 10, 2006

Muppets Treasure Island

A more modern euphamism for invite someone back for sex, usually used after going to a nice thai place in town with some drinks.

I think i am going to get some rumpy pumpy, she asked me back to hers to watch muppets treasure island.

by jimmy henson October 18, 2009

mumpet

male version of a "strumpet"

that dude is a total mumpet!

by alicek11 August 17, 2009

muppetteer

Someone who is a grand master in the art of muppettry.
A muppett of the highest order.

This place is like working with the three muppetteers.

by Stew March 31, 2005