Monsterbating

to pleasure yourself while drinking a Monster energy drink.

Igor seems hyper and distracted, he must be monsterbating.

by Tayvi February 4, 2010

step monster

A step mother who is vicious and mean.

My step monster wont let me do what I want.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Monsters, Incorporated

(a.k.a. Monsters, Inc.) Monstropolis's largest source of scream energy. Monsters, Inc. is equipped with an enormous, high-security door vault, state of the art door station technology and scream collecting technology, professional-tested scarer training tools, and a quick link to the CDA, just in case.

Monsters, Incorporated: We scare, because we care.

by DanMat6288 May 7, 2004

hose monster

A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.

That Laurie Curtis is a real hose monster . . . or at least she used to be back in her prime.

by Veteran Observer July 20, 2006

Grit Monster

A chubby kid that is addicted to smoking grits

Dude that kid over there is such a grit monster

by Yu Know Who dis be June 23, 2008

Bum Monster

When a girl wears really tight trousers or jogging bottoms that ride up the crack of their ass. Women of a larger frame are more likely to be visited by the Bum Monster. In extreme cases the whole of the garment can be sucked up into the body.

My god check out that fat birds ass

Yeah she's been visited by the Bum Monster

by Thrillhou123 May 17, 2009

Hug Monster

A creation on the official forums for the 2008 game Spore, invented by member TheLudicrous. It is a plushy-looking, green homicidal rapist. The only way to kill one is to use a bowling ball on it. Its weaknesses are Twinkies, a special doughnut from outer space, and ringtone sensation Crazy Frog. Its enemies are Susan the Anti-Hug Monster, a female humanoid with wings, and Splash Drop, and anthropromorfic rain drop.

Look out for Hug Monsters in your bedroom, they've been known to stalk you there.

by GandWuser July 29, 2009