slap your monkey 

The act of beating your meat, wacking the sausage, ect.

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey

slap your monkey by meat_beater February 27, 2015

freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

Monkey Sandbagger 

An idiot that steals power-up's, mispronounces or misreads words in the game "Taboo", and doesn't want your ten cents a day. High five.

Anand, you're a monkey sandbagger.

Monkey Sandbagger by highfiveBK January 29, 2009

Monkey Revolution 

When Monkeys eventually become as smart as/smarter than humans through evolution or gene altering drugs and attempt to take over the world.

Bill: The Monkey Revolution is happening right now.
Jack: Crap.

Monkey Revolution by D.H.M. July 12, 2011

muffler monkey 

Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.

The sound coming from that muffler monkey's car is really irritating.

muffler monkey by ryan_10304 November 15, 2007

flak monkey 

One who frags excessively with the flak cannon in Unreal Tournament

I'm a flak monkey. if you don't like it, go play the fucking Sims

flak monkey by kinglife2 December 18, 2004

Cock Monkey 

May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.

She might not like to hear me say this others but my girlfriend truly is a cock monkey.

Cock Monkey by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020