Copper Miner

Someone who watches porn while pooping.

Last night at the air bnb a copper miner kept me up all night.

by CopperMiner May 17, 2021

Rocko's Modern Life

The best cartoon evar on Nickelodeon.

Rocko's modern life pwned.

by qwerewq March 18, 2004

free the chilean miners

to take a dump

Where did you run off to in such a hurry?
I had to go free the chilean miners.

I feel like I haven't pooped in days, I need to free the chilean miners.

by Epich October 17, 2010

salt miner

A salt miner is someone who is extremely competitive in sports or games, who dose not care how many feelings get hurt on the way to victory.

Salt miners gloat about thier wins in everything and never take a loss lightly.

A salt miner enjoys making someone else lose as much as they enjoy winning.

Monopoly was a bad choice with Susie, she is such a salt miner.

Last time Jim won in checkers he talked about it for a month, that damn salt miner!

Clara scared me while I was playing Jenga with friends, I lost and that salt miner just laughed.

by Dank Memes420 October 25, 2016

Modern Whorefare

The act of having sex with a girl while playing Call of Duty. (or Vice-Versa)

Yo Drizzy, my girl came over and we played Modern Whorefare together. It was amazing!

by DrizzyH-Baby August 11, 2010

modern jackass

a person that talks expertly about something he/she actually knows nothing about

(Defined by the NPR show This American Life)

Usually occurs in a conversation when you know a little about a subject and when asked to expand upon it, you extrapolate completely unrelated nonsense.

"What are trans fatty acids?"
"Fats that have an extra hydrogen atom on it"
"What is that bad for you?"
insert modern jackass line

by Rian D Fowler September 3, 2005

Shit Miner

Homosexual, fag, gay person

Rock Hudson is the biggest shit miner ever!

by Butters September 28, 2004