Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife

Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*

Mom by Urban Is Amazing December 5, 2021

MOM

Money over mans

The Motto is Mom.

MOM by MissCeo December 11, 2021

Mom

someone that i dont have

my mom died

Mom by i am so fucking tall bitch December 20, 2021

Mom

Someone who is definitely more attractive than you

Bro have you seen her Mom?
yeah bro she is so hot
literally I know right?
Hotter than her at least

(stacy's mom)

Mom by idkdidkdidkd January 1, 2022

mom

someone who makes u cry even more when youre in tears

my mom is the best yknow

mom by t.tiana January 2, 2022

Mom

Somewhat who acts like an idiot typically behind an computer screen and has zero friends.

Yo why did that bro TK me, fucking momo.

Mom by ghbual January 7, 2022

Mom

Some dumbass who pushed you out of her vigina and gives you trauma also buys you stuff .

Sorry I have to stay home mom Said I cannot leave.

Mom by Ayyyo it’s cupid January 12, 2022