Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife

Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*

by Urban Is Amazing December 5, 2021

Mom

Some dumbass who pushed you out of her vigina and gives you trauma also buys you stuff .

Sorry I have to stay home mom Said I cannot leave.

by Ayyyo it’s cupid January 12, 2022

mom

Your mom

Hey mom!
Mommy
Momma
Mamm

by warriorbent11 January 19, 2022

mom

anoying

this person is like so mom

by bhbvgcffcfhji January 21, 2022

mom

worst fear to Asians

my mom is gonna kill me because i did'int do my dishes

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

MOM

Money over mans

The Motto is Mom.

by MissCeo December 11, 2021

Mom

someone that i dont have

my mom died

by i am so fucking tall bitch December 20, 2021