Mikey, is his nickname but he doesn't like to be called by his real name.....he has blue eyes, dirty blonde kinda puffy hair, he loves baseball and football....he has an amazing gf, and he loves her sooo much...mikey kurck is a real hawty, but thinks of himself as ugly...mikey is awesome and will do anything for his gf.....the end, Mikey kurck, ur legit
by Urworld July 12, 2018
Mikey is a mole rat who styles his hair just like sonic the hedgecunt. He thinks hes big just because he wakes up early to go to the gym when in reality hes just a skinny asswipe. His only redeeming quality is that he kinda of looks like the demonic and unchristian offspring of Derek Zoolander and a fucking dead rat
by Xx_Black Jesus_xX June 03, 2020
Guy 1: “Oi did you here Josh isn’t coming this weekend!?”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”
by Ozziedogdownunder July 27, 2022
When you're a hip and cool transgender kid that got circumcised when they were 6, who likes to wear trenchcoats and make out with your ALSO transgender boyfriend Broghan.
by Mikey died lol October 23, 2019
Discord Mikey is someone difficult and he sucks at making roblox avatars too…he hates online dating but secretly likes kiya and nonsy… hopefully 10 years from now he looks back at this and finally admits it. he thinks he’s funny when he’s not that’s the only thing that has me laughing sure he’s a “good” friend you can think that but secretly…he’s gonna always use the “can I put my balls in to jaws” meme on you
by angiiiiiethecoolone March 05, 2022
Mikey Lock is an almost god like being situated in the depths of Doncaster.He’s gorgeous,talented and above all a absolute Chad.When women first lays there eyes on Mikey there eyes glow in awe as there minds cannot fathum what they are currently looking at.
by LordMJL November 22, 2021
Person 1 Hey look at him, that is a Mikey.
Person 2 Jup, that is indeed a Mikey.
Person 3 So he is being a Mikey... I see
Person 2 Jup, that is indeed a Mikey.
Person 3 So he is being a Mikey... I see
by MisterYesmen October 25, 2020