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Narcissistic Masturbation

The act of having sex or doing sexual things with someone so similar to you, they could nearly be called a clone.
Andrew: Ah man i just slept with Jessica!

Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!

Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!
by Kurutoro August 16, 2011
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Masturbation

The act of one touching and rubbing their genitals to induce sexual pleasure, often to the point of orgasm.
The most common age group to engage in this act are teens and young adults. Research show that the average age for one to start is 12.8, and the average for one to finally stop is 29.6. In some religions, particularly Christianity, masturbation is considered a sin.
A very common act for teens to do is masturbation.
by brianbuddy2 ACP December 22, 2018
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Unconscious Masturbation

Sleep, specifically referring the brain's cognition during the act of sleeping.
Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.
by Frothy Walrus March 10, 2010
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quarantine masturbation routine

My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
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Asian Masturbation

The act of watching porn and reading Wikipedia at the same time.
I was watching Girls Gone Wild while reading up on Global Warming. - Asian Masturbation
by TheCancler October 29, 2012
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Mental Masturbation

Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.
What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.
by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013
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Masturbation Nation

A country with a high proportion of lonely single men or pubescent teenagers who cannot find women to fulfill their sexual desires, so they resort to extreme masturbation to cope with the anxiety and depression associated with the loneliness. For example, the UK is full of wankers, so it could be considered a masturbation nation. Who knows though there is no official organisation responsible for naming a masturbation nation.
Hey Junaid, I heard your girlfriend dumped you. Don't worry you are part of the masturbation nation now, we will take good care of you
by Juna358 April 7, 2019
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