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Marine Militia

The Marine Militia is an Ocean Conservation group that was founded in October of 2011. The main focus is to educate the people of the world about how we are killing the most precious area of our world. Over 70% of the earth is covered by water. If we continue to contaminate it and rape it of all the the natural life we will become extinct ourselves. Some of the campaigns being focused on are related to coral reef protection, shark finning, whale and dolphin slaughtering
The Marine Militia needs your help to save the world and everything in our oceans
by Sgt Manta September 11, 2013
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Marine Wank

The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
masturbate wank wanker
by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016
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marnesha

Marnesha is the most coolest & thorough girl you'll ever meet. It is extremely hard not to fall in love with her. She is occasionally nice but mainly a mean bitch. She is very capable of stealing your boyfriend if she really wants. She is also a good friend & adviser. Once you get acquainted with her, keep her around she's someone you never want to lose.
Marnesha doesn't want your boyfriend, your boyfriend wants her.
by Chicken9march July 12, 2017
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marineland

Like a... uh Canadian SeaWorld. Their funnel cake suck wee wee though. Their slogan is “everyone loves MarineLand!”
Big John: I’m going to MarineLand!
Bob: Everyone loves MarineLand!
Big John: Get out of my house
by Original Name I Guess October 16, 2018
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marnet

Is a girl that want to fit in everywhere and is nice to other but she has a side to her that you don’t wanna meet she also love to rap and sing and when she in love she would do everything for that person
Hey that girl marnet is really nice
by Lovecross April 28, 2019
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Marine Mattress Pad

A woman who fucks anybody in the armed forces(primarily marines if possible), and is thrown on a bed to ad comfort. Same as a mattress pad.
“Yo have you seen that sexy blonde amazon over there?”

“She’s bad af, but she’s a marine mattress pad, better wrap it before you tap it.”
by Lgodwin35 April 23, 2020
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Mardoned

When your fully fucked from booze, blurred vision, slurred words, falling over, chundering.
Oh fuck James is gonna mardon.

Ahhh he’s mardoned.
by Melodyjustsentmethis July 5, 2020
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