Portfolio Management

to get fucked out of your money

Hey, they sent me to portfolio management

by Nick Drrrrr July 28, 2005

Tasque Manager

a fucking useless character in deltarune chapter 2 who's only good for porn material

1:tasque manager is hot
2:no fuck you

by spinbobert October 29, 2021

Manager Trois

When your manager buys lunch for you and a fellow co-worker.

What a great Friday! We had a manager trois then left work early!

by Rod711 September 3, 2011

managersplaining

Managersplaining is a neologism for situations where micromanaging management personnel such as apartment managers or managers at a job overstep the normal boundaries of the purview of their pertinent "subordinate management" scope, and start condescendingly doling out priceless advice on just about any aspect of the life experience that exists outside their realm of expertise It is related to ultracrepidarianism and paternalism. The narcissistic belief is "I am a leader in one area, so I am a leader in all areas."

"I received a mass-emailed communique from the CEO today containing a blathering, managersplaining essay on "the real meaning of Thanksgiving." I was unaware that I worked for a company that produces Thanksgiving providence; I thought we made socks."

by hronked September 10, 2018

meat manager

he who is all about the penis and manages it like a deli owner

Billy is a meat manager he manages more meat than a butcher! basically a homo sexual like you.

by TyWeeZy May 25, 2008

sound manager

the sexy beast that sits at the back of the auditorium. usually has a completely useless assistant. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Goddess. Do not piss them off because they will either shut your microphone off during your solo or strangle you with an XLR wire

friend: what are you doing tonight?
Sound Manger: off doing soundy things, as the sound manager i have no life

actor: make sure my mic sounds good
Sound manager: it would sound good if you actually said your lines like your would in a show when we do mic check.

by LovelyHate September 30, 2011

Lab Manager

1. Commonly a female who is F.I.N.E.-Freaky Insecure Neurotic Emotional female that will be laughing like a school girl one moment and in a split second with the doors closed behind you in her office is an out of control screaming, maniacal, insulting and condescending insane creature that obviously should be on medication. If she is not extremely anorexic and homely, she is extremely obese and homely-either one is bad. Could also be a bleached blonde that is dumber than a cardboard box and doesn't know that Mayo Clinic is in Rochester MN, and not Rochester NY (rural) Exercise extreme caution around this female, do not go into any rooms that the door can be closed, have a video camera with you at all times and treat her as if she is mentally ill at all times.
2. Uncommonly a male that has an extreme level of estrogen, and is usually a pretty nice guy. However, most of these guys are impotent and not just in their job capacity.Mostly benign, until you trigger that deep underlying emotional disorder, and heavy closet scotch problem.

Dude, I think she went totally Lab Manager on me over the microscope light being shut off, I suggested that she get her Lithium level checked.

The pink shirt on Valentine's Day tells it all that this guy is a Lab Manager!!! What guy is sucking him off this week?

by Shaniqqua October 18, 2012