Manchester

A cool cosmopolitan city in the north west england, which is home to many rich celebrities, football teams, Harvey NIchols, 2 selfridges, the Trafford Centre and so much more.
Its just a shame the narrow minded Scousers cant see past their flea ridden, chav invaded so called city.

A small sketch showing the difference in class between a young man from manchester, and his Scouse equivelent

Mancunnian: "Excuse me kind Sir, do you have a light for my cigerette?
Scouser: "is you calling me mam? Cos if you are, I is gonna deck ya in ya wanker"

SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN CLASS???

by Martin Adshead July 21, 2006

Manchowder

The creamy white sauce that is produced by a man; sperm.

MotherMaryJane loves the manchowder!

by SOB April 11, 2003

Manchester city

English team that are most know for failure, their fans are either retarded or can think straight.

My down síndrome friend supports Manchester city

by Ueuushbs March 15, 2017

Manchester City

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Manchester City have no fans

by You have dry breakfast September 15, 2020

the manchester sprint

whilst having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind you quickly pull out and run to the wall directly behind you, slap the wall, run back and enter said lady without delay. other variations include changing orifaces or masturbating as you sprint so that when said woman turns around to see what is going on, you ejaculate onto her face.

coolguy#1- "i fucked hotgirl#1 last night dude, and i did the manchester sprint halfway through"

coolguy#2- "aw man thats awesome, i wish i was good looking and didnt have to die alone"

by Prophet Johan October 16, 2010

manchine

A woman that has characteristics of a man and a machine;(man + machine)

That chic beat me at the meet she is the biggest manchine ever.

by tribe April 23, 2007

Manchild

A man who makes up lies on the internet to be cool, is 40 years old and dresses like a teenager. Lives with mom. See "Stodd" from bottomofthebucket.com

"The manchild standing at the bus stop smoking GPCs"

by dave November 3, 2003