Saggy Maggy

An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.

Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"

Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."

Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"

Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"

Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"

by Condom Fairy July 2, 2012

Pulling a Maggie

When a person " Friend/ Family member" drops off the face of the earth without warning and doesn't take responsibility for their actions.

We planned this party three weeks ago and you're going to pull a Maggie.

I'm not pulling a Maggie.

by not the momma 6 June 17, 2016

maggot dick

White men's penis size...resembles an actual maggot. White and small.

Woman: "I can't feel anything!"
White man: "Huh, but I'm inside of you??"
Woman: Get off me, maggot dick!"

by SexyGal10 January 21, 2010

maggot

tiny, pimple-like penis.

hhmm sweetie... i didn't know you're hiding a maggot in there.

by CyberJake August 15, 2005

magget

adj. overly inebriated

He went drinking and got magget.
I am so magget.

by AOS June 5, 2005

Maggie

Mikes Girl Friend!

Girl 1: Did you hear Maggie is dating Mike?
Guy 1: Yeah, everybody wants him.
Guy 2: Including me!
Girl 2: I wish I was a Maggie!

by Margaret Thompny September 24, 2011

Saggy Maggie

when you give or receive a blow job, but the receiver does not have a erection of the penis

"Dude this chick gave me a Saggy Maggie last night"

"What, you can't get a boner or something?"

"SHUT UP!"

by shaggwire10 April 15, 2012