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Meat Bags

A woman who has excess skin on her vagina making her lips hang longer.
Hey Sean have you seen Kristys meat bags?

In gym class you can see Nicole meat bags hanging.
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Mystery meat

Term used in the joint for all meat products. It tasted like shit and no one knew just exactly what animal(s) it came from.
What we havin' for breakfast homes? Shit on a shingle with some mystery meat.
by thesanitycruzer July 19, 2012
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meat wand

1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky

2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson
"While paying for gas, I decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home."

"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."
by Evil Betty May 13, 2005
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meatbridge

The joining at the heads of a circumcised and uncircumcised penis to form a mutually pleasurable shaft, on which the foreskin is slid back and forth, stimulating both participants.
Jimmy, i'm feeling dirty. Lets meatbridge.
by meatbridgarino October 24, 2007
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Meat Microphone

My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.
by rack757 November 10, 2011
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meatball lamb

The "Lamb" in Meatball Lamb, stands for Lamborghini. Meatball describes the brown complextion of the Lamborghini.

Made popular by Yung L.A. track "36 O's"

-Swagg Like Damn (Wat It Is)
Straight Drop Yams (Wat It Is)
Pockets On Ham (Wat It Is)
!!!!!!Meatball Lamb!!!!! (Ok)

Yung L.A.:
Pull Up 08 !!!!!Meatball Lamb!!!!!!!
Offsets Inside Sunset Tan
Big Stupid Bank Rolls Pockets On Ham...
Yung L.A. Got Dem Hoes Like God Damn
fat kid- shit, look at that meatball lamb, that shit looks good

his buddy- "you fat fuck, always thinkin bout meatballs!"

fat kid- " no silly, look at that brown lamborghini behind you"

his buddy- " Damn that meatball lamborhini looks so exotic"

fat kid - " mmm now that you mentioned it, lets eat some meat balls"

his buddy- " you fat fuck"
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Meat Carving

The non-penetrating sex act of sliding one's cock back and forth and in between the pussy lips of their partner. The back and forth motion is Like slicing up a holiday ham. Meat carving is often performed for clitoral stimulation and to induce vaginal wetness.
Dan's girlfriend was suffering from dry snatch so he did a little meat carving and got that baby slopping moist before giving her the bone.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015
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