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A fucktard that gets mad a you for fucking no reason THAT MOTHERFUCKER I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS BUT NO FUCK YOU MATTHEW
“Hey matthew” “shut up” Matthew the bitch says
Matthew by Internet persona February 7, 2019
Matthew typically has a penis that is 2inches long while hard and is a hoe. He is not liked by many girls or guys because he is a pervert and no one knows if he’s gay or not
Man dude, did you see matthew get buttfucked last night?
Matthew by Matthews lover October 10, 2018
A dog that barks at clouds if they look like a three. Also a chicken that had four eyes and lives in Narnia.
This dog is barking at a could like a matthew
Matthew by Manthefan123 May 10, 2016
Matthew is a smart male that has lots of friends doesn't like school/high school loves video games and hanging out with his friends Matthew is Funny,honest,has a good sense of humour and is tall

(This might not be true this is just what I know from my friend Matthew just like everything else I post it's based on what I know)
#Matthew
Matthew by Kris Ross Does Stuff YT February 15, 2017
A big dick head that's super ugly🙃
Another word for trash is Matthew
Matthew by FACTSSSSSforme June 18, 2018
That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.
Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?
Matthew by SadietheKat August 10, 2017
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