Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Matthew

A Matthew makes you smile every time you see him. He can be crazy but be serious when needed. He’s a type of person worth keeping. A Matthew tends to overthink but remembers what he’s got. In a relationship he makes sure his priority is his girl, and always reminds her how much she means to him. He remembers the little things. He loves cookies and cherry coke. A Matthew will never disappoint you, he’s silly and cute and makes your heart glow. Matthew’s are worF it.

Who’s that?
Ohh, that’s Matthew

by +more123 March 31, 2020

matthew

well a Matthew is every confusing word the dictionary has to offer

he is such a Matthew

by FEARONFUCKER19 January 29, 2019

Matthew Bellamy

Matthew Bellamy is THE god of music. He is just an amazing artist, and he is just great at what he does. Also, he is sexeh ;)He is the lead guitarist, and lead vocalist of Muse <3 I recommend Listening to Muscle Museum, Space Dementia or Megalomania. Good vocal on all three songs.

Barbara: Did you see Matthew Bellamy last night?!
Doris: Yeah! He is sooo amazing on stage!

*ahem*

by ScreenagersBliss March 15, 2005

Matthew

A talented young man who enjoys singing and making joke about his friends. Matthew enjoys making other laugh and having a ball with his loved ones.

Matthew is hilarious

by Ya.babyg July 4, 2017

Matthew

A beautiful man that is very cool and mad cute

wow I love Matthew hes just so cute

by JOEMAMABALLS42069 December 26, 2021

Matthew

A lady collector. Gets all the ladies. No one knows why. He might hoodwink them. Maybe he's Harry Potter. Idk man. I just know that he yoinks all the ladies.

Dayum there's matthew
Of course, he's with ladies
what do you expect Jeremy he's Matthew

by clockmanidk October 18, 2021