Luke

The ugly man

"Eww. Its luke"

by Vladimir The Cactus November 1, 2019

Luke

Likes Knees, will steel them if possible. Also fond of elbows.

Watch out! Lukes coming for them knees!

by Tamzarian April 20, 2020

Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.

“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”

by quidlad January 22, 2019

Luke

Absolutely the most cringe worthy person alive.

"dude did you see Luke trying to dance at the party?"
"yeah man.... poor guy"

by the grey sisters July 2, 2020

Luke

Super Cool Guy often the funniest member of discord servers

Yo you know Luke?

Yeah what about him?

He is so funny on discord lmaoo

by FAGGOT THAT GEWTS PUS*Y October 21, 2020

Luke

To be super duper popular and frothed upon by girls from Kilvington Grammar

OMG you're such a demon on snapchat, chatting up all my mates, you're such a Luke!!!

by K33ly August 27, 2017

luke

a guy who is a fucking bellend and deserves to lull himself and should die

Harry: Luke is so annoying
Angel: I know right!

by urparentsaresexy November 11, 2021