Life Loser

A person who fails miserable at every major aspect of life, such as marrige, rasing a family, career, finances, ect. This person is usually full of advice which you should never take, and will try and belittle everything you do.

Dan: "I stopped over at Tony's house last night, what a suprise.
Al: "why?"
Dan: "awww, his house looked like a club house, his kids were running around screaming, his wife was a fatass wreck laying on the couch doing nothing, plus he told me he lost his job again and has no money. Then he tries to tell me how I need to paint my house and get a new car"
Al: " he's a real life loser huh?"

by Joey BeefBuicker August 5, 2010

Anti-loser

A person who is the complete opposite of a loser, thus impossible to feel or be labeled as a loser; an epic level of coolness

Holy smokes, I wish I was J. She's an anti-loser; no one can compare to her level of coolness

by Ranger Woody August 19, 2010

lolerskates

lots of laughs, alternative to lol

OMG lolerskates

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Myspace Loser

The kind of person who sends myspace friends invites to everyone they have made eye contact with in the past 5 years so they can ultimatly have a higher friends number. They can also be found adding slutty girls to their friends list, then making non-oringnal, sometimes perverted comments like " ohh baby i like that" or " dam gurl das nice" Their picture can be emo or ghetto gangsta. The best part of the day is when they recieve friends invites, while looking at who would like to be their friend they will never see who sent the invite or even look to see if they know them. All they know is that one more friend makes them so much cooler and/or pimper. In the end they will never talk to 3% of their friends but pretend to themself they are cooler then that other myspace kid because they have 265 friends.

I have 256 friends.
im so cool

by myspace is for noobs August 29, 2005

Lopers gang

It’s a gang from Santa Ana ca

Ayy home boy where you from? I’m from lopers gang, ohhh thasss rightttt

by Lopers gang July 19, 2021

Loser And A Half

Someone who is such a loser, that the term "loser" is no longer sufficient

James does blues and coke all day and somehow gets all the chicks. He is a loser and a half

by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

sore loser

A sore loser is someone who loses in a fair competition but whines about it on a constant basis, blaming everyone around them for their loss except themselves. Fun to taunt, but no fun to play with.

"Stop throwing chess pieces at me, ya damn sore loser!"

by Civvie April 17, 2006