loner boner

A boner that appears without warrant and often by itself with no other boners around. I.E, a boner appearing at a strange time that no other man would find sexy.

A spontaneous boner, if you will.

"I was in math class and got a total loner boner. Had to cover it with my text book."

by Supercalifragilisticexpaladocious January 17, 2008

Linger

To lick out and finger a chick simultaneously.

I lingered that hot girl from work last night.

by Reneee May 17, 2008

loggerhead

1) a really stupid person.
2) The head of a turtle

He's a loggerhead this morning

by EJ March 4, 2005

ficking linger

to state simply it is the reverse placement of the first letters in "licking finger"; can be used to trick people into believing you said something bad

person1: omg. that person is a ficking linger!
person2: ..what did you say?

by ms.cellaneous September 27, 2007

lonerstoner

an insult to the person who smokes weed alone instead of hanging out with friends and smoking.

(209): lmfao i missed that?
(818): Yeah. What are you doing in there, you little lonerstoner?
(209): blazing and playing FF.

by JokestrMike89 November 5, 2009

Spiteful loner

A guy that is most likely to go on a killing rampage. Spends much of his time in-doors, is very rational, violent, but rather introverted and humble. Probably has very low self-steem and spends his time viewing and writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, aswell as taking online tests.

I won't make an assumption here, but not to be confounded with loser, the spiteful loner is more fortunate in his life.

by Spiteful loner July 27, 2010

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by e54ydrtfgyfb October 22, 2018