LinkedIn 

1. A place where unemployed 40 somethings go because their kids told them about social media and their neighbor (Never even visited LinkedIn twice) recommended they check it out during small-talk. Then the unemployed 40 year old spends one afternoon making 500 connections and harassing people who haven't been back to LinkedIn in a year; with their resume.

2. A profile graveyard for entry level corporate kids who do not want to share their Facebook profile with their superiors.

3. A place where salesmen and MLM marketers pump their wares until they realize no-one ever returns or uses LinkedIn.

Bob: "Hi Jane how are you doing?"

Jane: "I'm ok, still looking for a job."

Bob: "You should go on LinkedIn, it's like a Facebook for professionals."

Jane: "Thanks, I'll check it out. My kids keep talking about social media."

LinkedIn by mechanicalchris March 2, 2010

lindsay lohan

offered as a celeb teen alternative to hilary duff. is actually almost as untalented as her rival.

lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i'm just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.

lindsay lohan by anti-conformist November 22, 2004

how many licks? 

A song by Lil' Kim that asks the question, "how many licks does it take til' you get to the center of the _____". The video portrays three "edible Lil' Kim Dolls". The first being "Candy Kim", the second being "Pin-up Kim", and the last being "Night Rider Kim". We are told nothing about Candy Kim except her name. Pin-up Kim goes out "to her Nighas in jail, beating they dicks to the cell. She wants them to imagine their tongue in between my thighs and grab their vaseline. Lastly, Night Rider Kim is the edible doll that can be found at the clubs after midnight. After three bottles she is ready to fuck. She states that some even put her on their grocery list, right next to the whipped cream and box of chocolates and that her shit comes in flavors.

Though the song is extremely intricate, it does not answer the question - How many licks does it take?

Hey How Many Licks?
I heard she got bigger tits. SHUT UP BITCH.

Hey Jared, how many licks does it take?

I dunno. Imma go over to Lil' Kim's house and found out. Call ya later.

how many licks? by faddflaksjdashleyjaglkdsjfl;ka June 8, 2009

lines

powdered cocaine, usually sniffed

I smoke white lines

lines by Sourcez October 11, 2003

white lines

slang term descibing the snorting of crack as you divide it up into "white lines" for an easy snort with a pipe

White Lines!
(Vision dreams of passion)
Blowin through my mind!
(And all the while I think of you)
Pipe cries!
(A very strange reaction)
For us to unwind!
(The more I see the more I do)
Something like a phenomenon!
(Baby)
Tellin your body to come along, but white lines...blow away

white lines by uncle sam December 5, 2004

Link Downer 

one who sends morose or depressive web links either by email, instant chat messages or cell phone texts.

Michael Weinreich is a such a link downer; he's always sending me gchat web links to some suicide or government conspiracy cover-up. Loser!

Link Downer by Rudetoodo January 29, 2009

link abuser 

A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.

Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"

Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"

Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."

link abuser by westfalia January 13, 2010