lanta

the god of children's parties.

John: Follow the teachings of Lanta and you wont lose your way.
Heather: And those teachings are?
John: Dont upset the children, balloon animals are easier to make than they seem, and no matter how tempting, dont push the birthday child into the pool.

god lanta oh my lanta

by Fireroflmage, Human Mage(WoW) January 7, 2010

EJack-u-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.

Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.

by Garozerg June 23, 2008

oh my lantis

(phrase) Twist from the line in the movie 'The Ringer'- "Oh my lanta". Credit to Billy the character who speaks it gloriously (You scratched my CD!). Used for when something is not going according to plan or when in a bad situation

(after waking up from a nap and being completely sunburnt)...Oh my lantis! I'm burnt to a crisp, apple crisp in fact!

by laxdallmus4 August 9, 2010

Zhuge Liang

Kick ass Dynasty Warriors character almost as cool as Zhou Tai

Im gonna pick Zhuge Liang for this level.

by Ashley' December 31, 2003

Lianda

i poisonous hairy lard, with a ferosious foot, And llama hair. She is fubie eating monster, who verbaly attacks fat people named sierra. And she's an animal. She hits, me and touches me while im sleeping : (

Lianda's are monsters!!!!

by boobooboobooo November 13, 2010

green lantern

Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.

An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.

by Kamisama April 15, 2005

Liang

1)Going monetarily overboard in an effort to win the affection or endearment of a member of the opposite sex.
2)Paying for an ex-girlfriend to go to law school on the east coast.

Vince pulled a real Liang when he continued to pay for Stacy to attend Hofstra Law after she already broke up with him once.

by Herm812 August 9, 2006