lamb flank

(1)noun- slab cut from the less than desirable part of the hind-quarters of the wooly ruminent quadropeds commonly known as the domestic sheep or lamb (Ovis Aries). commonly used in canine nutrition(2)noun- 1/3 of the world renowned tri-pod of the Northeastern United States. (LEC) v.lamb-flanked, adv.flankly, adj.flankalicious

(1)Give the lamb flank directly to the dog.
(2)Matt, Greg and Lamb Flanks are frequent patrons of the Goodtimes Cafe.
(3)You got lamb-flanked! That sucks to be you!
(4)Yo! The chics at Goodtimes are flankalicious!

by Tugboat Howard March 12, 2007

lambadomy

Medical procedure done when one can't stop doing the lambada.

After I had my lambadomy I was finally able to get some sleep.

by AliasGrace July 20, 2008

Lamb Sauce

Error 404: Lamb Sauce not found

Where's the LAMB SAUCE????????

by Pialinist October 27, 2020

grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.

"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"

by candyskull May 1, 2009

Prepping the Lamb

When you leave your own party to masturbate

I can't come back to the party, I'm busy prepping the lamb.

by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

by LambsTail May 2, 2018

SCP Secret Laboratory Player

Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.

Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!

by Dookie Fridge April 12, 2022