Red Lacing

To peacock and draw attention to your garments in order to overcompensate for your smaller than average physical assets.

What is that James is wearing on his head? He must be red lacing so girls won't look at his crotch.

by AMoney April 4, 2012

lying season

A kick ass song by Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains fan 1:

"Dude, get the Music Bank CD if you want to hear some tight Alice in Chains demos, including Lying season!"

Alice in Chains fan 2:
mmmkay!

by kolorful October 27, 2008

Laminge

a term generally used to describe a male with an over-stretched anus

"im gonna polish my b-series for the upcoming AFF cruise meet

""um dude, your aware 'Laminge' likes it rough""

by ozcruizin112 November 30, 2009

Laking

To ejaculate an immense load on a female's face to the point where she physically can't breath (aka drowning in jizz).

"My bitch went laking last night. I shot so much on her face she nearly drowned."

by WordMasterP October 23, 2013

Lacing

Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.

After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.

by c_anderson February 1, 2006

Avril Lavinge

The world's worst singer. She can't sing and can't play guitar. She also looks like trash with bleached blonde hair and wears really ugly clothes.

Avril is an example of a shitty "singer" if you could even call her a singer.

by someone April 5, 2005

Avril Lavinge

She has bad songs and stuff. She would be a much better porn star. She has some cock-teasing pics on the net but that is it.

Dude, Avril should so do a porn site or do playboy or something. I'd pay for that!

by porn! April 8, 2005