Lauren

A sly bitch who manipulates you and eats mayonnaise

Fucking bitch I hate you Lauren screw off.

by Trinity Sweep September 9, 2019

Lauren

a good girl who loves animals and who gets all the boys (alot of jason's) and who is beautiful in and out!she makes friends all the time and everywhere she go's. her dad is way over pertective and she has alot of pets. over all just the best ever!

"did you see her" (boy 1)
"oh yeah' (boy 2)
"she is so pretty" (boy 1)

"well of course, she is a Lauren" (boy 2)

by loliloliloliloliloliloliloli February 10, 2020

Lauren

Worlds Ugliest person alive usually has big forehead and is gonna be the most stupid person you ever met

Ewww it’s Lauren
Wow that’s a big forehead Lauren

by A guy who hates laurens February 16, 2020

Lauren

She’s weird.

Girl: what is Lauren doing... She’s so weird

by Bitch.face May 15, 2019

lauren

a slutty skank that bites while she swallows and has lesbian sex with her own mother while she ties down her brother and father to watch it...youre welcome

Dad-"Omg! Lauren stop eating out your mother!"
Lauren-"I like this stop judging me and just watch!!!!"

by Estebanito November 19, 2011

Lauren

No one likes her. Seriously, no one at all.

Ever.

Person 1: Hey, is that Lauren over there?

Person 2: Who cares, it's not like anyone likes her.

Person 1: True. No one likes Lauren.

by Nathanananananana. October 30, 2011

Lauren

Lauren is a friend that will be with you till you die, she’s the one that has been there from the very beginning. Lauren is a fucking daddy, but also a responsible dad. She’ll be there when you need a shoulder, or if you need a good laugh she makes great dick jokes. Lauren gives great snuggles and will attack you with compliments if you say otherwise. Lauren is the best person you could ever have in your life.

Alice: Hey Lauren...Alex said some mean shit to me....

Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick

by Alertnitive.space.kid June 27, 2018