Lamer Speech

A form of Internet 'lingo' including, but not limited to, stupid abbreviations and words with letters switched.

teh, pron, lol, rofl, lmao, omg

by Protected September 10, 2003

LACERAPE

LACERAPE directly refers to Machine Gun Kelly's(MGK) music, as his last mixtape was titled "Lace Up". It is without a doubt some of the most inspiring music you will ever hear, even Lace Up itself means to get through hard times knowing things will get better, so to never give up which is one of the many reasons MGK is as far as he is today. The term "LaceRape" refers to the first time a new person hears his music because all will instantly be astonished at the level of talent as well as motivation and dedication he puts into the inspirational music. His appreciation of the fans is never overlooked and just adds to how hard u get LaceRaped.

(NOVEMBER 18TH) John: Hey man, I skipped school for the release of "Lace Up"!
Twellvs: Way ahead of u man, I skipped yesterday to get ready for it and today to listen to it.
John: Thats whats up! This malbum is amazing.
Twellvs: Ye forreal, I just listened to all 16 tracks, dialed 911 and filed sexual assault cuz i got fuckin LACERAPED!
John: Ya I just asked my mom to take me out to a restaurant cuz i like to get wine-n-dined before i get LACERAPED!
Twellvs: #LTFU

by TWELLVS June 29, 2011

lager

Term used to describe a Yuengling lager beer at a bar, more commonly used in the East Coast region (mainly in the Atlantic area of Philly, NJ, DE).

Although lager is a style of beer, saying 'lager' will produce a Yuengling Lager beer.

I'll take 2 shots of Yager, a rum and coke, and oh, 2 bottles of Lager.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

laserface

In short, Philip Rivers and the many retarded facial expressions he makes during games. Similar to ManningFace, but funnier.

Man, Rivers was sure giving us some great laserface this past Sunday.

by theamazingk January 22, 2009

lamer

Phreaker/Hacker who has no real skills, but talks alot.

that fuuulll just got own3d nasty..lets see how long it takes that lamer to find out?

by LAMER October 4, 2002

Los Angeles Lakers

#1 The Best Team in the History of the NBA

#2 The Most Hated Team in the History of the NBA

#1 14 NBA Championships, Best all-time win percentage, Only 4 losing seasons in 40 years, All-Stars such as Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, James Worthy, Elgin Baylor, and Jerry West.

#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"

by Spikesy July 13, 2006

LaserMan

A creature that inhabits a planet revolving around a blue sun. There color of the light apparently makes him want to have anal sex with his hot mother or something, because he only stops doing that to make stupid claims that he doesn't understand.

LaserMan was once trying to justify emulation by saying that it was ok because the games were hard to find. Later on, he said that the Gamecube had a 400 bit processor and the PS2 had a 128 bit processor. He went on to say that Nintendo (read: Satan) just needs better marketing even though he displayed a complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

He's also a fad hopper.

The day everyone starts jumping off bridges, laserman will be right there behind them.

by Kris' father July 9, 2004