Kyle

Kyle is a guy that is very funny, but is either gay or gay in denial and very punchable... but with love.

"Kyle are you gay?"
"...NO!"
(He's lying)

by urbandick113 October 11, 2022

Kyle

Drinks monster like water. A pure sigma male who has no fear. Drives a ridiculously large truck that is also very loud. Gets all the girls and is a certified chick magnet. Loves monster trucks, motorsports like Nascar, offroad derby's, and X games. Favorite hobby is punching drywall.

"My main bro Kyle man, how's it hanging?"

*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*

"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "

by Mrcrazydude January 8, 2022

Kyle

A guy no matter how much you try to get rid of, just keeps coming back. He won’t shut the fuck up until he wins . He is the life of the party and may be a little crazy, but he’s kinda a fag on the inside . He’s definitely a hillbilly.

“Who’s that Fag over there ?”
“Oh don’t mind him, that’s just hillbilly Kyle”

by Itsmodelotimeholms January 1, 2020

Kyle

A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.

Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.

Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...

by User015 July 16, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the gayest person you'll meet. He'll usually have a friend named Scott, and they'll be the best gay couple ever. Kyle will suck his dick 24/7 and they won't complain. They are not afraid to show it to the public after a while of hiding the relationship.

Kyle your so fricking gay. Go suck off Scott.

by UDUMFUC May 12, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is the most popular person you’ve ever met. But he’s definitely not the kindest. Kyle is the kind of guy who plays sports in his free time. And plays around with his jack ass friends. Kyle always has special treatment from people. Team members, friends, teachers, etc. Kyle is a charmer. Kyle is loved but also hated. Kyle has been claimed to have “an infectious smile.” But really his neck is just bigger than his head. Kyle is friends with all the thots in the school and will lead you on to get what he wants.

Dylan: Yo, Kyle.

Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes

by Sndklenrm July 31, 2019

Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:

Person 1: do you know Kyle
Person 2: yea his the animeseuxal one that doesnt ever sleep

by Lucqky August 18, 2021