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Luke Knight

Luke Knight is probably one of the most douche-y people you‘ll ever come across in your whole entire life. He’s so stuck up his own ass that his head comes up and out of his own mouth. He’s rude, disrespectful, teases girls and makes them feel uncomfortable. He plants images of his pp into your mind, acting like it’s super big, even though you know it’s probably only medium size. He’s fairly attractive and uses this to your disadvantage. He’s such a douche that I wouldn’t be surprised if he anally douches. The end.

P.S. He’s also very vain.
Stacy: Ugh! That guy is so hot!

Me: Beware, he’s probably a Luke Knight.

Stacy: JEEZ! I hate Luke Knights!!!!
by matilda <3 September 11, 2020
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NOBLE KNIGHTS

The Almighty Noble Knight Nation started on Huron and Noble in Chicago IL then moved operations to the corner of 14th St. & 51st Ct. in Cicero IL. Their colors are black and royal blue and are a part of the People Nation. Allies have included the 12th St. Players, Latin Angels, Arch Dukes, etc. Main rivals have included: The Two Two Boys, Two Six, La Razas, Sin City Boys, etc. This street gang was Cicero's largest in the 80's...
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by CiceroNobleKnight February 11, 2009
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Keith Olbermann

host of Countdown. Unlike Bill O'reilly (also known as Bill-O the clownt), Keith does not make up "facts" to support his views. Also, he can be considered the factual counterpart to Bill O'reilly. One of his best segments is World's Worst Person. (Note: He is very dramatic, look up SNL's parody of Keith Olbermann)

On many occasions he calls politicians to resign. On rare occasions he has a segment called "Special Commentary". It's very insightful and FACTUAL.

Considered the best of the best of NBC and factual news network.
"Hey, stop trying to be like Keith Olberman with your parents, just lie man"

"Why are you always calling people to resign", says a friend
"Because they are hypocrites and are wrong, man" says the other friend
"I don't care man, stop trying to be like Keith Olbermann" says the friend.

"I don't like that Keith Olbermann", says O'reilly
"why?" says a conservative talking head
"because he's always saying the truth, makes me want to be a liberal, as a conservative I'm tired of making things up, too much work" says O'reilly
by Intellectualone July 9, 2009
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keith's

strong canadian beer. brewed exclusively in Halifax, Nova Scotia since 1820 and is distributed through all of Canada.
"dude, fuck colt 45 moosepiss and all that noise, smoke that J and crack open a keith's!!"
by eazy-b December 18, 2005
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tay keith

tā•kēTH | verb

1. to physically f*ck someone or something up
2. to audibly f*ck someone up (ex: Never Recover, Sicko Mode, Shine, etc.)
I Tay Keith
You Tay Keith
He/She/They Tay Keith

That Record Tay Keith'd TF Out My Eardrums.
We Tay Keith'd That Presentation.
Yooo He Tay Keith'd Dude Last Night.
by T.P.E November 7, 2018
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keith

ke(i)-th\ is pronounced keeth. It is of Scottish and Gaelic origin, and its meaning is: Celtic/Gaelic - "Warrior Descending"
Old Welsh - "from the forest" or wood. Keith is strong, intelligent and wise.
by jen k February 5, 2010
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keith richards

Keith richards is the sexy rock legend who came in 9th position in the sexy men of 1965.
In book "THE rolling stones"

Brian Jones:-The fashionable mod
Keith richards:-The handsome man ,the 9th sexiest man
by WonderingWal April 11, 2006
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