grandmas kisses

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor

"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"

by Lolaws December 18, 2008

colombian kiss

A french kiss that also involves groping, particularly around the ass.

We colombian kissed behind the bleachers last night.

by Stealth May 1, 2005

starfish kisses

(1) the marks left on a bed after a particularly messy round of anal sex.

(2) The act of kissing the starfish, or analingus, performed by either a man or a woman, on either gender.

(1)
"Jenna left me starfish kisses after last night's fuckfest... Can you believe that nasty bitch?"

(2)
You liked those starfish kisses I gave you last night in the shower, didn't you? I knew you liked being rimmed... You just had to try it.

by Azaroth A. March 11, 2006

steal a kiss

To give someone a quick little kiss when they aren't expecting one. You have to be bold to steal a kiss.

Boy: "What would you say if I were to steal a kiss when you're least expecting it?"
Girl: *steals a kiss*

by Gidget October 16, 2007

Pirate kiss

When two amputee lesbians rub their leg nubs together.

I heard my sister and your mom shared a nice long pirate kiss

by yummytears August 22, 2016

Sackville Kiss

In Sackville, a kiss is defined as giving someone a wicked BJ.

Your mom just gave me a Sackville Kiss

by Peter Guy November 5, 2006

french kissing

you and your partner putting your tongue in each others mouth and moving it around with your lips locked

adam and i french kissed when we were making out and he said i do it well :-p

by nunya business December 1, 2003