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ESPN kid

One of those sport kids from your high school who wears sweat pants every day. An espn kid leaves his TV on ESPN all day even though its boring and repeats the same shit every ten mins.
"Why does that fucker cool guy everyone and get laid even though he is boring, not funny, and wears nike sweat pants everyday (and/or basketball shorts with tall nike socks and sandals)"?

"Well it's because he's a goddamn blockhead ESPN kid".
by dungeonhustler October 12, 2014
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hyphen kid

A kid with a hyphenated last name, which for some inexplicable reason makes them annoying.
So many hyphen kids on my roster...gonna be a long year.
by Jkelemenop June 6, 2016
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Kids Bop

by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019
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aboy the kid

If someone does something maybe courageous and daring...You would say aboy the kid...
Person 1: What did you get up to last night
Person 2: I dont really remember only that I woke up next to conor's mother...
person 1: Did you ride her??
person 2: Probably..
person 1: Ha...aboy the kid!!
by X-hardcore-barbie-style-X January 15, 2008
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Stray Kids

8 talented people.

BEING 4TH GEN KINGS isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need. <3
someone: “ whos StrayKids?”

me: “oh StrayKids? The group that has 8 talented VOCALISTS, 8 RAPPERS, 8 DANCERS, 8 VISUALS??”

yup thats Stray Kids
by straykidsmakestaystay April 27, 2021
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Kid Experience

A time when one must take the car out for a pleasant drive at a busy hour in the neighborhood, notably a gated community with many families. You might encounter many kids in the streets playing...
Dad: Hey son, let's go driving today around our gated community.
Son: Alright! Sounds good!

They both walk outside, and see many kids playing.

Dad: Uh, looks like it's crowded today.
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Looks like you're going to have, ehh, a Kid Experience!
Son: ...
by Cosmo Politan January 13, 2013
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repo'd kids

when the Department of Social Services takes custody of your children because you are an unfit parent.
Where are your kids?" "Oh, DSS came the other day and repo'd the kids- I'm working on gettin' 'em back next week after this weekend's party. repo'd kids
by realerthananybody January 2, 2011
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