online leather jacket guy

an online personality arch type similar to the creepy guy in the leather jacket smoking rolled cigarettes in the park or outside old pubs......... he has no friends and only bitter memories

'some online leather jacket guy started talking to me but mid sentence trailed off and started to cry'

or

'why does this guy sound like he's wearing a leather jacket and being sad outside a pub?'

by C. clarke July 16, 2014

Leather Jacket

Aka "Mother Fucker" ---- Leather Jacket is often picked up as a automatic word correction in text programs so as your are sending a text and want to call somebody a motherfucker you may find when it's sent that you have called them a leatherjacket. Very common on GoSMS.

See description for Leather Jacket above

by bdizzle562 October 29, 2012

Jacket Dong

The strings on a jacket that adjust the hood.

Is normal if one jacket dong is longer than the other one.

by SolidSulfur November 27, 2010

Jacket tits

A woman who looks like she has big tits but in reality it's all jacket. It's an optical illusion her small tits are made to look big because of her jacket.

Who's she kiddin they're jacket tits.

by Motherchuckler September 12, 2014

Jucker

A guy that acts gay but fucks drag queens for the pleasure of a girl but is actually a man

Man I was watching that show drag queens and that dude was such a jucker's bitch

by anonymous August 6, 2017

Straight Jacket Wank

Cross ur arms like your in a straight jacket and put ur nob between ur arms and move ur arms up and down

Aaron Hastings Sat Like Buddah and folded his arms ready for a straight jacket wank

by Rian Cushing December 26, 2009

Mud Jacket

When you're doing someone in the ass and you pull out and there's shit all over the condom.

Slutty girl- "Oooo baby, maybe later tonight you can do me in the bung hole and I can give you a mud jacket!"

Frat. boy- "Hell yeah!"

by Tony_Bennet January 11, 2011