by Thatkid_nj May 9, 2021
Get the nas johnsonmug. To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.
-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020
Get the penis johnsonmug. Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.
Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.
by Bryan McCabe August 28, 2008
Get the Unicycle Johnsonmug. The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.
Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."
Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."
by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020
Get the Mrs. Johnsonmug. by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020
Get the Alex Johnsonmug. A term giving to someone whom is dominating whatever they are doing whether it be sports, sex or video games. This is among the highest titles a person can receive for being simply awesome.
by therealmccoy69 March 6, 2012
Get the stud johnsonmug. A highly underrated up and coming wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers of the NFL. He was a 3rd round pick out of the University of Toledo in the 2019 NFL draft.
by drinknucleicacid December 7, 2020
Get the Diontae Johnsonmug.