Jesus Faist

A cultish fake religion created by theatre brats where participants worship Michael Faist.

"Sacrifice that little child over there for our lord and savor Jesus Faist"

by WhinnieDaPotatoSalad January 18, 2021

Jesus Moment

When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.

(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)

Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment

by edp4452 January 8, 2022

Jesse Holt

A sexy dude who wears his Heart on his sleeve. He has a huge heart. If you find a Jesse Holt, sorry ladies and gents. .... He's. Taken. But maybe someday they will replicate him :)

Fuck around and find out!! But you never. Will.

Damn... Wish Jesse Holt was single. I need. Me one of those.

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut January 15, 2023

Jessi did sex with a queenka?

Jessi did sex with a queenka?

Jessi did sex with a queenka?

by syafinaz? September 18, 2023

Grilled Jesus

A grilled cheese sandwich that has been toasted in the image of Jesus

I can't eat that sandwich, I see the image of Jesus in it - it's a grilled Jesus

by fffrick January 20, 2011

Queen Jessica Effect

An effect that does not work when the Suns are in down due to the Chris Paul effect. It works against all other teams however.

The Queen Jessica Effect did not work today. The Suns are in town. It is guaranteed to work January 7 against the Mavs though.

by hehe999999 November 29, 2021

Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014