jaggotberry

A delicious berry native to the ever-elusive Jaggot tree. They can only be fetched from said tree by a professional Jaggoteer.

"Want to eat a fucking jaggotberry?"

"I fucking love jaggots." (slang)

"1, 2, 3. Jaggot."

by joron11111111111111111111 January 25, 2024

Jaggerroach

Someone who is somewhat desperate and settles for an ugly significant other and who treats them poorly. A woman or man who dates below their league.

Wow! Her boyfriend is so ugly and mean she must be a Jaggerroach.

by kineticssand_ March 12, 2024

jaggering

v. Chaotically lunging about a stage trying to recreate the magic of the past. Done by aging singers, politicians, tycoons etc.

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Why are Trump and Biden still jaggering? Give it a rest men.

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

Jagguette

Someone in a business, usually in advertising or public affairs, who mistakes their customer base so severely as to have a severely negative impact on the organizations brand image.

Verb form: the action described above

Whichever Jagguette at Bud Lite didn't think it's customers have to put up with enough crap really tanked their stock....

Have you seen jaguars' stock after they decided to become a lifestyle brand instead of making cars? They really should have jigged, but they just had to jagg it up

by Killjoy2020 November 27, 2024

Jaggy

A way of saying you like there sassy attitude in a loving way

Wow I love your jaggy like attitude

by Duck enterprises February 12, 2025

Bajiggle-Jaggle

noun; fat on your body

Pigs have a lot of bajiggle-jaggle on their body.

by Mulberry Magic Staff 2012-2013 January 28, 2013

Stay jagged

1. To continue to live one's life as an adventurer and a risk-taker. To remain jagged.

2. A modern alternative to the phrase hang-loose.

Dudebrah 1: Alright, I'm gonna scoot. Stay jagged, man.

Dudebrah 2: Will do, Dan.

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Jared: I'll keep around my hiker chick as long as she stays jagged.

by MITZ May 13, 2014