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Jesse

by meth maker4206978 March 28, 2022
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Jesse is one of the most funniest (but not quite the most good looking) guy you’ll ever meet. His charm will make you feel somewhat attracted to him, though he can be a dick at times. He’s not very emotionally available so it’s hard for him to say his feelings towards things. He’s overall a very chill, and special guy.
Person: hey did you see Jesse today?
Person 2: nah, he’s probably doing what he always does. Being a little shit.
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Jesse: chi Ching gweilo Someone: nei hai thui go. Gweilo: *using google translate
by Sussyhotgirl March 5, 2022
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Jesse is an amazing girl who loves people who don't get on her nerves! She's generally a nice person if your not getting on her nerves. She will help in anyway she can.
Jesse? Can you help me?
Yeah! Sure!
by NIKKIISAMAZ!! March 8, 2022
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an absolute asshole who is self sophisticated, and believes the world revolves around themselves and their friends. quick to bring up the past and even quicker to turn their back on u. backstabbing little bitch who doesnt deserve anything they have. if u meet someone with this name walk the opposite direct and wash ur eyes out with bleech
jesse is an asshole
by ur moma mia April 3, 2022
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Flu-like symptoms.

A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.

The person who always makes everybody sick.
"I saw Jesse and now I have flu-like symptoms"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"
by Dinomus.Prime April 12, 2022
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Gym-bro who has major ego problems and can listen to himself talk for hours. He will constantly insult you about any and everything and use mind games to get what he wants. He will never say anything nice unprovoked. At the end of the day he thinks getting deep inside your head is somehow his way of "knowing you" when he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "about" right. HUGE GASLIGHTER. fails at being manipulative.
friend; omg Jesse is so hot

me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months

friend; oh
by jessewilldiein42days April 24, 2022
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