Jason

when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it

OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!

by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019

Jason

A person that sings in class to the linus and lucy song. Also blocks walkways with chair. Corrects Teacher.

Jason:"Actually Colonel Sanders was a real Colonel that dropped fried chicken from his plane instead of bombs.
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"

by 69770609 January 27, 2019

Jason

He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. You will regret meeting him. He treats you like a piece of shit cause he has no life himself. He acts diffrent depending on who is around. He won’t try to get a job and all he will do is sit down and play video games. He makes people feel bad for him but is a complete dickhed towards people.

Omg Jason is such a dickhead

by awe31116 February 16, 2019

Jason

all jasons are very weird and point out very uncomfortable things in situations. jasons can overthink many things, such as social problems and old friends. Jason’s blurt out things that are unmeaningful, weird, and stupid without thinking.

Wow, Jason gets so annoying when talking about his social problems!

by JordySlayer January 18, 2020

Jason

Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.

"Honey! Stop acting Like a Jason!"

by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021

Jason

Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.

Jason is so disorganized!!

by Kenzie34 May 28, 2018

Jason

Usually a guy who doesn’t smell the best and knows EVERYTHING other nick names is stinky and puke.

Hey Robert did you see Jason over there knowing everything?

by Nicfannister June 5, 2020