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Free wood

When you're playing a survival game and all you do is farm wood and die, you are free wood.

Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.
I killed a guy with 2k wood on him he's free wood.

I keep winning against this noob he's free wood.
by DiMiTrip February 28, 2021
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Woods Theory

The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*

John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."

Chris: "Man I love science."
by G Woods November 7, 2019
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Cashmere woods

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.
Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!
by CashmereWoods June 23, 2017
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pity wood

When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.
Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.
by JDuffy March 25, 2007
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Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.
hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?
by duke1776 April 23, 2008
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Tiger Wood

When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
by PrescribedBurn October 9, 2019
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Austin Wood

he has a fat ass
"wow look at that dumpy who is that"
"it's austin wood dumbfuck"
by gary fendermen December 16, 2021
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