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Free wood

When you're playing a survival game and all you do is farm wood and die, you are free wood.

Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.
I killed a guy with 2k wood on him he's free wood.

I keep winning against this noob he's free wood.
by DiMiTrip February 28, 2021
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Woods Theory

The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*

John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."

Chris: "Man I love science."
by G Woods November 7, 2019
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morgan wood

The most beautiful girl in the world. Makes anyone want to talk to her forever. Has the best personality and can make the most boring day into the best day. Likes to steal jackets and your clothes but its ok because you care so much about her you will give her as many jackets as you can afford.
by boss9003 December 15, 2017
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Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.
hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?
by duke1776 April 23, 2008
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Whip wood

The instant erection or sexual excitement one gets from the sound of a whip, belt, or strap cracking.
I got whip wood the moment I heard Sir's single tail snap in the air!

Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman scenes gave me whip wood!
by Mr Ramrod 2013 May 22, 2014
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iwishabitch woods

A symbolic "place". When someone says they live here, it usually means they "dare" someone to mess with them.

This refers to " I wish a bitch would ".
"I live in the iwishabitch woods. Don't fuck with me. "-Lex.
by Buffalo 39 June 28, 2016
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Larj Wood

Larj wood refers to having a very big dick. It requires a certain level of intellect to say this.
Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood
by WobblyWhale February 14, 2019
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