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by 456i April 3, 2008
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Humaning

To act in a way that can only be described as human.
My friend got mad at me for making up this word so I told her I'm just humaning and she should get over it.
by Tori222@comcast.net June 16, 2014
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human hiroshima

When one drops a rather colossal and odourous shit. It makes a mushroom shaped splash.
Lewis- "Man I just dumped a human hiroshima in your toilet Jamie!"

Jamie- "You bastard lewis you will kill us all"
by Jimre™ September 2, 2005
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Real Human Woman

A real human woman is someone of the female gender who is not pixilated but also is of the human species. Hence the term real human woman.
"Yo, man, I think she's one of those AI girls that just started being released."
"Nah, brotha, that's a Real Human Woman."
by Let's Pan!c March 13, 2020
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Human being

A parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. It is ignorant and doesn't listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable attitude. This parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since Eve ate that damn apple.
Woolly Mammoth 1: "Did you hear about that new species called "Human Beings"?"
Woolly Mammoth 2: "Ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant"
Woolly Mammoth 1: "I know, huh? I bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world"
Woolly Mammoth 2: Ya. Probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds"
by Dick Ishard September 3, 2009
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Humanity

The only reason the human race came to possess the capability of authority was sense of pride. Because they somehow mistakingly believe themselves to be a superior breed of beast. The moment they taste the fear of knowing there's a superior breed, something seems to take control over them everytime. And for some reason, humans act merely by instinct from that point on. However, there are rare ones that have love and common sense that help others in need selflessly in person or through art, music, movies, etc. and will always be there for another always no matter what. Yet the rare humans get called fake by the selfish, spoiled, jealous, ignorant, and/or lazy humans who try to ruin the rare humans lives because they're too daft to live their own life.
Ex. 1:

*Random human obviously depressed*

Common human: "He's/She's depressed, so he/she must be emo." (Ignorance) *Starts laughing at him/her*

Rare human: *Goes to random human* "Hey, you look sad. Wanta talk about it so I could try to help? We could be friends too! I'm {name}. *Smiles* (Loving, Kindness, Caring.)

Ex.2:

Common human: *Sees random person with latest smart phone and walks up to person at first acting nice* "So, you bumpin' music on your iPhone? That's cool."

Random human: "Yeah, thanks." *Smiles*

Common human: *Had a cowardly other common human do a sneak attack to the random person while the hypocritical human that was acting nice starts beating the random human and takes the iphone and the two cowards run off* (Jealousy, Selfishness, and possibly Laziness to work for his own item him/her and the other human stole.)

Ex.3:

Random human: *Lets other borrow something of theirs, after a few hours, days, etc. needs it back.* "Hey, where's my etc. I let you borrowed? I need to use it."

Common human: *Just points somewhere* "Look for it."

Random human: "Tell me where."

Common human: *Doesn't say anything* (Laziness, possibly Spoiled, Selfishness.)

Random human: "How hard is it to say a word? Geez, this is why I lost hope in humanity, there are humans who are apparently too lazy to even say things."
by Api Berlitz August 30, 2013
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Human Mutt

A person who is made up of 3 or more nationalities/ethnicities.

Sometimes the mix up seems odd and unlikely, but occurs a lot these days.
Someone who might be Australian, European, Asian, Mexican and Canadian all in one. That is called a Human Mutt.
by gertrina June 28, 2009
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