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hedgehogging

When a man in his twenties or early thirties (usually college aged) dates high school girls.
Dude, Anthony is totally hedgehogging. And the best part is, she thinks they'll stay together when she goes off to college!
by Miguel2010 July 19, 2010
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hudcer

when God breaks the mould
hense the perfect specimin

notice the misspelling^^yes i know its hence
by luke skywalker October 20, 2004
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Hedge Creeper

Alternative for pikey and gypo. So called due to its nocturnal activities creeping round the gardens of proper folk looking for things to steal. By day, it spends its time menacing pensioners into having their drive tarmac-ed or perhaps just sitting in its caravan counting its ill-gotten gains. Probably richer than the Queen.
Daily Mail reader: "Those damned hedge creepers have pitched up on the village green again!"
by DirtyManc March 11, 2007
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Hedgeboar

A boar like creature that typically lives in hedges. Similar to a hedgehog, but much, much larger. The hedgeboar is often mistaken for rapists, due to its habit of hanging around in residential hedges making grunting sounds. However, unlike rapists, the hedgeboar should not be approached, as it has big, nasty, pointy teeth, and can jump this _______________________ far. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Frank: "OMG IS THAT A HEDGEBOAR??!!"
Penny: "No, silly, it's just a rapist."
by fig097 March 10, 2009
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Hodgepodgey

(Verb) (Hod-je-Pod-gee) - A collection of random thoughts, objects, or actions.
1. The 'Thanksgiving Dinner' was a very Hodgepodgey feast.
2. Due to my fathers job movements My childhood was a very Hodgepodgey time in my life.
by gogogad3 October 6, 2011
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Hedge Whisperer

n. Man who becomes one with the hedge. Literally. Usually indigenous to Bangor NI and requires lager pints for communing.
Rona: Why is Roy stuck in our hedge at 3am?

Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.
by Annieger June 22, 2012
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hedgehog chog

When you do a shit that is so rough and painful it makes your arse bleed. It is like shitting a hedgehog.
I went to the toilet this morning and it turned out to be a hedgehog chog. It was so painful and my arse bled.
by ltcdm02 June 8, 2013
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