Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.
“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”
by King Sniffs July 06, 2018
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hoop me

To put the entirety of myself in your ass
He bob you can hoop me if you want
by Johnnybwoii June 01, 2017
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Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.
That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.
by QuesoSubmarine January 24, 2022
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Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop
Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow
by Mojojo August 17, 2015
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hulu hoops

Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.
I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.
by Rockinsockinrobot July 27, 2015
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Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."
by MisterPenguin July 27, 2015
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Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
by JMRR5 June 19, 2022
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