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hobbygasm

Indulgence of your hobby; The need of your hobby; Pleasure feeling to fulfill your hobby; Sense of fulfilment your hobby.
What is your hobbygasm level today?
by HobbyGasm May 15, 2014
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hoobab

a wee beastie; a small tenacious animal
I just lost a finger to a wolverine, that was some hoobab
by whore-ratio February 17, 2015
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hobby dollars

Hobby Dollars are money spent on things that get classified as an investment but in reality have a very low probability of making any sort of return whatsoever. Instead, people spend Hobby Dollars for entertainment and the ability to participate in a culture outside of their actual carriers. This can be seen clearly in the Equestrian Industry.
A - "Hey, I just invested $100,000.00 in a new a horse! "
B - "You mean you just spent $100,000.00 in Hobby Dollars. You and I both know that horse is never going to pay for itself."
by Pyned November 8, 2015
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Hoobiedoobie

A fun mixture of concepts that have no connection.
Steve must be on something he has just come out with a bunch of hoobiedoobies.
by Goodluckgary November 1, 2016
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Hoober

Hoober is a European multinational taxi company specializing in hooker-related services and products that include sexual and driving services.

Hoober Inc. was founded in 2016 by TheDogisintheOven and Fairygloss while they were being silly in Dms. Together, they own 100 percent of its shares. They incorporated Hoober as a privately held company Autumn 2016. An initial public offering (IPO) took place on January 14, 2016 and the Hoober Inc. Discord was created.
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by PenisWanze January 15, 2017
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Hobby Jobber

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017
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Hooblie

Hooblie is a replacement of anything if you can't think of the word in that moment
I hate them! What a bunch of.. Hooblies!
by SaltApe March 8, 2017
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