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chasing history

To do something better than it has ever been done by anyone before.
Jay-Z's music is chasing history. His quote from Charlie Rose interview.
by Dan Donaldson December 11, 2007
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check my browser history

a phrase used for claiming prior knowledge of an idea, a concept, a phrase or any other piece of electronically distributable information.
You: Hey Kirk I have a great new idea that called the semantic web that I am coining Web 3.0.

Kirk: No way broseph, I have been thinking about that all year, check my browser history!
by choppps June 24, 2008
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Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved that it can only be described as "putting it all in there." "Putting it all in there" is in fact the hardest part about performing Canada's History. It has also been referred to as "The Beaver."
You: Man last night me and me girl did Canada's History
Your Friend: *vomits out of awe and jealousy*
by JessicaSki February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An intense and daring sexual act popular in USA. A few items are needed for this sexual act: moose antlers, maple syrup, stanley cup and a Mountie. The trick to mastering Canada's History is fitting it all in.
Guy 1: "What kind of things did you do last night with her brah?"

Guy 2: "Well I won't get too in detail but we did a little of Canada's History. Took a couple hours to fit it, but worked like a charm once the Mountie showed up"
by FoxyFuego February 5, 2010
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A History of God’s Love

When you remember God’s repeated Goodness and Favor in your life—be it in delivering you from a difficult situation, healing you of a sickness or disease, or delivering you from your enemies—this is fuel for your faith that He will do it again.
The red seas He parted for you, or those times when He closed the jaws of the lions in the den, you know this is a history of God’s Love for you—when you see that His faithfulness to protect you and your family never ceases.
by MathPlus October 3, 2018
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Canada's History

One of the worlds most gruesomely dirty sex acts involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

You fill the stanley cup with maple syrup, and then spread the rest of the maple syrup all along and inside the buttox of your sex partner. Your sex partner plants her face into the stanley cup and slurps down the maple syrup as you plunge your man-hood into her syrupy mother hole. The final process is when your just about to reach ecstasy you hold the antlers above your head and grunt like a moose.

It all ends in extreme pandemonium and sticky goodness.
Person #1: Hey man you want to take a trip with me to Canada to do some salmon fishing?

Person #2: No, but I wouldn't mind coming along to see if I could find one of those smokin canadian girls to show me what Canada's history is all about!

Person #1: Haha, your one crazy sick sob!!

Person #2: Haha! Amen brother!
by JSkills February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A night of fucking, sucking, pissing, vomiting, snarfing, and sock-wearing -- shared by Eliot Spitzer and Canada's Beaver within days of both appearing on The Colbert Report.
I'm gonna make like Canada's History, and let a former governor fuck me...and that's after I had a baby with her daughter, Bristol.
by DEFinitionCognitionMagician February 4, 2010
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