Hatch

A person who forces a photographer to retake a photo because of their appearance regardless of if other people in the picture like their apperance.

*Snap*
Hatch: "Let me see! Let me see!... I look like a tard. Take it again!"

"Don't be a Hatch yo!"

by Victim of the Hatch December 9, 2008

Haytch

An abbreviated version of "I hate you," often said for fun or jealousy.

Person one- Yum i got a new matty(mattress).
Person two- Nasty haytch!

by Jennico and NinjaNoost May 15, 2010

hatch

two brows one

that patch of hair that turns two eyebrows into one

You need to shave that hatch so you don't look like bert

by lightning lightning July 7, 2008

Hatchness

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch

I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.

by Supersport99 January 11, 2006

hatchby

pronounced: 'hatch'-'bee'
The word is cleverly derived from the slang word beatchand carries the same meaning. It's pretty much be-(h)atch flipped around and used amongst close friends. Also, the word is used in public/open environment when the word beatch is inappropriate.

"that chick at the counter was such a hatchby"
"what a hatchby"
"lookin for some hatchby's tonight!"

by chunnertyme October 14, 2006

hatchertalk

when you tell someone how hard you partied over the weekend, on the Monday after it happened. to reminisce of when you were last drunk. a conversation about the last time you were baked or drunk.

Matt revealed a lot of embarassing things when he was hatchertalking in the office breakroom. However, his hatchertalk was hilarious.

by Jason Hatcher June 5, 2007

Hatchnin

a fill in word for almost any object when the correct word is not present in your head.
slang comes from Weston-S-Mare, UK (Home of the best and most creative slang ever)

pass the hatchnin over ere, i wanna have a gander at that!

we ended up taking 2 hatchnin's to keep us goin through the night.

by MegGus1 August 7, 2007