Mr. Balloon Hands

No way.

"Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons...Mr. Balloon Hands. No way"

by FlyntLarry April 6, 2010

Edward 40 Hands

Duct taping 40 ounce beers to each hand.

"Dude Im not gay, he was Edward 40 hands and I had to help him piss"

by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006

Squid Hands

Using your hands to make the movement of a squid swimming away. It's like saying "Go away," or, "I'm leaving."

1. "Man, this party is lame. Squid hands!

2. "My girl freaked out on me, so I gave her the squid hands, and showed her the door.

3. "This guy offered to buy me a drink, but he gave me a creepy vibe, so I was, like, 'Squid hands,' and waked away."

by godfathergrammar January 4, 2014

tiny hands

Small hands implying another small body part

An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump

Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has tiny hands!

Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another tiny body part.

Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!

Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.

by dareadhead January 22, 2017

honeymoon handshake

When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.

We were so exhausted after the wedding instead of sex we want for the honeymoon handshake

by Madeupjunk November 30, 2016

handski

Another term for a handjob.

Liz gave Derek a handski last night.

by Stugdxgdxbv January 4, 2008

Jam Hands

1.A medical condition striking children that causes there hands to attract sticky substances and then deposit on just about everything.
2. The actual hands covered in the sticky substance

That bastard little kid got his damn jam hands on my cd.

by John Y December 6, 2003