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Allison Hampton

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is usually shy and quiet but once you get to know her, she is amazing. All the guys fall for her, and who could blame them. Her beautiful blonde hair goes great with her green eyes. She is weird sometimes, but don’t let that fool you. She is the best and if your dating one, your lucky.
“Allison Hampton is so gorgeous!”

I know right!”
by AllPandasLoveMe June 17, 2019
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hamotze

anything even remotely related to jews.
uh... the picture quality is so low

hamoooootze!!!!
by wouldnt you like a frog? October 29, 2004
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Hampage

To eat an obscene amount of ham. Hampage can also pertain to various other types of pork: Porkchops, bacon, ribs, etc.
A - Wow, you put on like 10 pounds over Thanksgiving!

B - Yeah, I went on a serious hampage.
by Jordan Harr August 4, 2007
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hampered

Getting so drunk that you piss into your hamper then somehow manage to pass out in the piss covered laundry.
Man, I got hampered last night.

Jamie: hey mike, we need to talk. Mr. Boston's Rum should be banned. Every night we drink that shit I wake up with Polaroids of us at Marty's Mexican Joint hampered

Mike: yea. Hahahahahahaha

Jamie: dude! Seriously!! No!! The donkey show is one thing, but getting banged out like a virgin rag doll by Sheila shemale is another! They know me by name at the clinic now.

Mike: yea... I just thought you were into by now
by [Black] July 3, 2014
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hampstead middle school

a bunch of fucking drama and the boys are douche bags in 7th grade
by hjdkafbsjk March 21, 2016
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Hamper

Billy go put away your clothes into your hamper
by Accuracy is A Lie June 7, 2018
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Hampus

A dirty Hampus is when a guy put his finger in another guys asshole while he watches gayporn.
Did you finger him?”
Yeah man I gave him a nasty dirty Hampus
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