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Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!
by QuacksO December 3, 2018
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Howard Klein

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pseudonym for his personal training business.
Howard Klein was one of the greatest bodybuilders and regrettfully took steroids.
by Coop Dupe April 11, 2020
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Howard

He’s a very nice and sweet guy who always cares about people around him, but he also loves godzilla and spider man… wait no he doesn’t he only likes godzilla, he’s a gamer and loves minecraft with boys. he’s very funny and always says phrases like “chat is this real” and “were cooked chat” his favorite music is Eminem because he gets down to it.
by vbhffxsrhu April 21, 2024
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howard

Noun: to put skippys extra crunchy peanut butter all over your genitals and letting your dog lick it off to release sexual tension from your parents
Last night I pulled a Howard after the game

Tyler pulled a Howard last night with his brother gage clapp
by DaddyDamien14 October 2, 2019
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Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
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Jordan Howard

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.
by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020
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Howard

A guy who hate his butt being touched but secretly loves it while talking about far away relationships while his mouth is deformed, he still think he is the shit
Wow Howard is such a fag
by Truth of Howard May 2, 2025
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