LAN Holiday

Any holiday that is celebrated with a LAN party. It's often done on holidays when students do not have school. The acronym "LAN" is substituted for part of the holiday's name.

Examples: LANsmas (Christmas), New LAN's Eve (New Year's Eve), LANt (Lent), LANster (Easter), LANsover (Passover), LANzaa (Kwanzaa), LANbor Day (Arbor Day or Labor Day), LANoween (Halloween), All LANts Day (All Saints Day), Good LANday (Good Friday), Holy LANsday (Holy Thursday), Holy LANturday (Holy Saturday), Passion LANday (Passion Sunday), LANukkah (Hanukkah), LAN20 (420), LANxing Day (Boxing Day), LANsidents Day (Presidents Day), Fourth of JuLAN (Fourth of July), LANteran's Day (Veteran's Day), Cinco de LANyo (Cinco de Mayo), Dia de los LANtos (Dia de los Muertos), LANmorial Day (Memorial Day), Ash LANsday (Ash Wednesday), LAN Kippur (Yom Kippur), Rosh HashLANah (Rosh Hashanah), LANSgiving (Thanksgiving), LANentine's Day (Valentine's Day), LANada Day (Canada Day), LANhog Day (Groundhog Day), LANtoria Day (Victoria Day), Pi LANproximation Day (Pi Approximation Day), and more.

I always look forward to the LAN Holiday season. It's the only time of year that I get to gather with my nerd friends in my parents' cold basement for Starcraft and get pissed off to no end because no one can seem to set up the network. We never learn from the year before.

by improviduto December 24, 2008

holiday

The yearly anniversary in which the birth of pagans and athiests is celebrated.

"Today is the anniversary of my athiest friend's birth so, I wished her a "Happy Holiday!"

by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006

holiday

A day people should have off of work, regardless of religion or beliefs, yet your asshole, nazi of a boss won't let you because his religion or beliefs don't match the holiday's.

Are you working this holiday? Yeah, even though I'm not supposed to.

by Adrian November 16, 2006

holiday joint

A holiday joint is a joint with 1/16 of an ounce of marijuana in it, notoriously dificult to roll due to the ammount of marijuana it contains. Usually smoked on birthdays or around special holidays

After Sam smoked a holiday joint she had a complete body movement failure, everyone laughed

by RazgrizX September 8, 2008

holiday pie

A vagina that taste like a sugar cookie.

"A custardy good snatch"
"That girl was good, taste like a holiday pie!"

by candysnatchburgler December 10, 2013

real nigga holiday

Any real nigga that takes a holiday isn't a real nigga, real nigga holidays don't exist, fake niggas made these up because they can only be real for a limited amount of time. only fake niggas take holidays. A real nigga is a real nigga 24/7,365, rain or shine, even when they are sick they still be out there real niggin'

earl: man, tyrese is always out there real niggin' he needs a real nigga holiday

tod: nah, he a REAL nigga, only fake niggas take real nigga holidays

by jump the fence May 22, 2019

Holiday Inn

A pair of shorts, jeans, slacks, or trousers that are too tight in the crotch. Thus leaving you with no BALL ROOM!!

Damn, girl these shorts are like the Holiday Inn..... NO BALL ROOM !!

by Big One August 21, 2006