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Bros before Hoes

A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.

Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"

The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.

A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.

A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.

All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...

See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One:

End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.

Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"

Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"

Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."

Dude "(What a tit)"

Scenario Two:

Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"

Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"

Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"

Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"

Dude: "...what the fuck...."

Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."

Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"

Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
by This Is A True Brother February 2, 2009
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Boats & Hoes

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"Bro did you see them boats & hoes?!"

"Hell yeah! that car is legit!"
by white BOI haha March 22, 2009
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A word made up by the famous bay area rapper Andre Nickatina

basically it means a hoe who really isnt down.. a girl who is pg 13

to us pimps we dont like girls that arent down to fuck or do other shit.. since hes a pimp and most girls might not want to be tricked out
he would get mad and call them mickey mouse hoes

first heard in his song N yo Eyes

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I took this bitch out on a date and everything
took her back to my place and she wouldnt even take her pants off.. talking about we need to know eachother better

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Breh you know you gotta stop messin around with them mickey mouse hoes they never quick to give it up, they always scared nd shit
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take a look at a couple definitions in this site...
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