horse cum

Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.

Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by Thycid March 20, 2005

horse

Slang term for a man with an extraordinarily large penis.

"I'd rather have a one-inch willy than be a horse; I wouldn't be able to wear skinny jeans"
"Have you seen John' dick? He's a horse!"
"There's an advert on this website that says it can triple your penis size - imagine being a horse!"

by Jack_Di December 19, 2013

stump broke horse

A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.

Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.

by Spizzum August 10, 2006

Save a horse

To have sex in a position where the woman is on top. From the song "Save a horse, ride a cowboy".

I'd like to save a horse with that sexy hombre tonight.

by urbanlegend1001 September 14, 2011

Horse Armor

A phrase, used by video gamers, meaning "useless purchase". Derived from "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion", where decorative horse armor can be purchased for $5.00 online.

Why the hell would you buy that horse armor? Why do you need it?

by Michael Lanter September 14, 2006

horse face

a word that is given to a lot of people or celebs just simply as an exaggeration, because someone has a slightly long or evan oval shaped face/big teeth/buck teeth/gummy teeth or a goofy smile (probably about half the population then) loads of celebs out there from eva longoria to christina aguilera, prince william or leona lewis have been called a horse. i don't think they are considered ugly to most people, nor are horses themselves.

'that person has a horse face'.

by thyfhyof January 20, 2008