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BPM (Beats Per Minute): The metric unit used for extremely fast and hard sex.
"I was going at 100BPM last night!"
"She wanted me to make love to her but I couldn't resist the urge to BPM"
"What do you know about 100BPM?!"
by Jack_Di December 20, 2013
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Slang term for a man with an extraordinarily large penis.
"I'd rather have a one-inch willy than be a horse; I wouldn't be able to wear skinny jeans"
"Have you seen John' dick? He's a horse!"
"There's an advert on this website that says it can triple your penis size - imagine being a horse!"
by Jack_Di December 20, 2013
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A name of Persian origin. Common amongst Iranian men, it is also the name of retired Iranian footballer, Farshad Pious.
"You have such a typical Iranian name, Farshad"
by Jack_Di December 20, 2013
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