Garner

a place that brings large amounts of nostalgia and joy to crowds every year

i need some garner right now

i can’t wait for garner

by user1962 May 15, 2024

Guanch

The act of squatting down and violently shitting consensually on another’s open mouth and face.

After a long and happy session, I guanched all over my partner.

by Gaunch June 9, 2024

guanach

Sexual term for vagina or anus

I asked for guanach when i went to her house

by Cayleb January 28, 2025

Garnvalanche

When you want to say avalanche but REALLY like Garn47

"Be prepared for a Garnvalanche of *thing*!"

by #1 Car Hater April 3, 2025

Garnishment

I will stop showing up to work immediately is a single cent is removed. I'll wait til the last day of my "5 day to pay or quit" and stab a fucking child in the fucking face.

Hym "I told you my garnishment story right? I worked as an installment tech and after a wage fraud scandal I got roped up in, instead of turning me over to the police they garnished my wage. Like 50% of it. Worked for like 5 dollars an hour for a year. Found out later that they were taking way more than any judge would have sentenced me to pay... Good times. But judges do not matter anymore. Only 1 thing matters."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2025

Glarning

When someone whips out their penis in front of a glass table and it breaks the table due to its immense weight and size, then proceeds to play with their foreskin.

"gee fred, did you see joseph Glarning everywhere at that party last night?"

by gawkgawk3kbruh May 5, 2025

Guainma

A mental illness where it makes life easy in then you go ma or meh

This guainma is making me go insane with power, who is it?

by Jenkins Thomas May 28, 2025