Geometry

Fucking stupid. Just another way for teachers to torture people and make them look stupid.

Synonyms:
Stupid
Dumb
Torture

1: You are probably here because you are taking this fucking class
2: Geometry is often taught by ugly, gray-haired men or women. Soon they will die of old age and we will be free of the communist people who make us learn it.
3: A geometry class is a good place to take an hour long nap.
4: Just plain fucking stupid.

by СукаБлять February 26, 2015

Gomezbird

A bird call produced by repeatedly whistling from a high note to a lower note in quick intervals. It is easily distinguishable over other noises like people talking.

The auditorium was packed and noisy, but I could hear my friend's gomezbird over the din of the crowd.

by Chase Cheffe June 24, 2008

lawn gnome

something that is almost as creepy as clowns

i really dislike lawn gnomes

by maroo August 6, 2006

sucks lawn gnomes

No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**

"That sucks lawn Gnomes."
"Whats that mean?"
"I dunno. Its fun to say"

by Kayla April 16, 2005

Esperanza Gomez

A colombian hottie and ex Playboy mate who has a great pair of tits also a pochy pussy . Usually she is caught by black guys, as a result she has several hardcore scenes with jizz everywhere. Highly recommended.

Oh man, I expect my blind date has a big ones as Esperanza Gomez tits, fuck she's awful titlicious.

by Tom Jones 12 June 23, 2010

Selena Gomez

The Polar Opposite of Miley Cyrus.

She actually sings pretty good, and has enough common sense not to make Britney Spears her role model and post naked pics of herself on Vanity Fair

P1: OH MY GOD DID YOU LISTEN TO SELENA GOMEZZZ???

P2: The one that's not a bitch? Yeah, I did.

by That Urban Turban April 12, 2010

Filthy Gomez

Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is extended beyond just the female's upper lip to also include the rest the area surrounding her mouth, much like a full mustache.

So I pulled out of her brown eye and proceeded to give her a Dirty Sanchez, next thing I know I'm sticking it all over her face and she's good a Filthy Gomez.

by bidou333 May 11, 2004