Gorpree

A Person with a Big ass

You have a Gorpree

by HUSTON2334 December 5, 2023

Grohpert

noun: Someone who is a gohmert and also has been inappropriately caught groping another person's genitals in public.

The congress woman has been busted so much for being a grohpert that they won't allow her at CPAC anymore.

by Rick E Bear February 14, 2024

Glorping

The act of period blood coming out of a woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Why are you making that face?”

Woman 1: “Sorry I felt my pussy start Glorping.”

by Pipedbag February 24, 2024

glorping

1. When you're gagging but you still want to put it in your mouth
2. The onomatopoeia of meat being thrusted in one's throat, not to be confused with a "gulp" *glorp* *glorp* glorp*

I ate a $200 steak and got too excited. I ended up glorping it down
Jack starting glorping in the middle of the glizzy gulping games

by alexhasleftthechat March 15, 2024

gorptastic

A term referring to something which is silly, funny, outrageous, amazing, etc.

This term is disassociated with the Gorp trail mix brand.

"Oh man, today I just feel gorptastic!"

by Dragongorp March 18, 2024

gorpmaxxing

A term relating to the act of consuming as much Gorp trail mix as possible.

"Man, I can't come to work today, I am too busy gorpmaxxing"

by Dragongorp March 18, 2024

Gorperist

A person who associates with the Mormon religion, is queer, is a terrorist in many different countries, has nine wives and one husband, and does scamming for a part time job, washes their mouth out with orange juice after brushing their teeth.

"Stop being a god damn gorperist!"

by Obama Ben Ladene March 20, 2024